Coffee
Dear Coffee Cup, (I think I love you)
Thank you for not talking back when I say stupid things, when I think ridiculous things, when I threaten to switch to green tea and shelf you for eternity …
Sloths Who Leave Grocery Carts in the Parking Lot
It only takes a few extra seconds and unless you’re so damn important not to have those extra seconds to squander, it seems reasonable to assume you’d do the appropriate …
My First World Problems
When I order a cappuccino, I expect foam so damn deep and thick that a tiny elf could ice skate on it. Not a f’king latte with a bunch of …
Lions and Tigers and Bears (and Starbucks)
Have you ever calculated how much you spend on the “little” things? Coffee. Your daughter’s Frappuccino addiction? …
I Was Punk’d in the Airport (true)
My regular coffee spot was out of espresso. Don’t ask me how, alas, I find another spot, order my drink, make my way back down the concourse, find this perfect …
Be Nice to Your Barista
Why, on the day you’re always running super late, why on those days does your Starbucks gold card have to be out of money? …
What’s Best for the Siren is Best for Me
The night before a big race and I am not going to give myself a coffee enema, but, should I add butter to my morning cup of Joe? …
A Coffee Enema
That’s the advice she gave me the night before my first marathon. What’s the one piece of advice you wish someone had given you? Read more to find out if …